Pretty sure the Earth is flat. I fell off the edge the other day. Wasn’t paying attention, stepped aside to let someone walking a dog get passed me, and boom I ended up in this weird void. I could look up and see the underside of the world, with all the plumbing exposed, pipes going in all directions. Fortunately for me, I floated close enough to one of these pipes to grab on and pull myself back to the topside. So weird. Not sure how I got there, but boy am I glad I got back! That underside place is just wrong.
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