And The Winner Is…

Sonny ‘Short Stuff’ McReynolds, mid-twenties, 5’2″, 36 years old, former ice cream truck driver. Fired for ‘drag racing’ with the company truck.

Maria Alvarez, 74 years old, missing since Thanksgiving when she was last seen waving a pistol in one hand and the turkey centerpiece from the Benevitez household.

Theodor Angel Nguyen, avid competition jig-saw puzzle participant, purchased and returned the same drone seventeen times in a row.

Betsy ‘The Kid’ Romanov, red hair, missing front tooth, tattoo of a boxing kangaroo on left shoulder, smiling kite on the right, accused of putting neighborhood cats in trees in hopes that firemen would be called in to retrieve said cats.

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