I am inclined to view your latest proposal with an eye toward the recent events in Trafalgar; the unexpected response of the gathered crowd, and the subsequent violent clashes with the authorities. While we will take into consideration your claim of alien abduction along with the odd flashes of light reported in the sky that evening when determining the length and severity of your sentencing. After all, it isn’t every day when a time travel agent accidentally vaporizes a dozen pigeons without a permit. No, indeed.