Business Posture

At meetings I sit on the table. Easier to look down on people that way. Staging. It’s all about the staging. I lean in when I’m making a point. Intimidating when I stare over the top of my glasses. And the knuckle rapping thing? That’s also on purpose. Activates both auditory and tactile responses. Wakes you up. Also, and this is the secret sauce, I use pheromones. Yep. I admit it. I’m influencing people by my smell. Don’t ask, I’m not telling you which ones I use or where I get them. You don’t need to know. I’m coming after you and even with the warning, you don’t stand a chance.

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