Dragon Dentures

Have you ever tried to fit a dragon for a new tooth? It’s bad enough that their breath stinks so bad some people claim they spit fire, but lordy, have you tried to put your hand in that black maw? So many razor sharp teeth in there you’d think he wouldn’t miss a one that fell out. Maybe that’s why it’s so surprising that a single missing tooth could cause such a large animal such pain. With such a bad-ass reputation, it’s hard to imagine that they also whimper when it comes to orthodonture. Now if I could only find enough herring to keep him interested and distracted that I could put my hand in there long enough to extract the bad tooth and replace it with a shiny new silver one.

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