First, you take a quarter, and you place it under your pillow. Then you turn your shirt inside out. After that, trim your finger nails and put the clippings in a cup of water. Do not drink the water. That’s gross. Write your name backwards in a steamy mirror. Take all the Kleenex out of a box and refold them. Brush your teeth three times but suck on a lemon between each time. If you do all of these things, you’ll be ready.