The first thing to remember is get out as fast as you can. The second thing is to remember the first thing.

Vert, mine erstwhile digital companion, is fond of leaving cryptic reminders. This one popped as I approached thee academia centre. Cornerstone time, strictly foundational till nether term. Set mindscreen to mute and cruise it.

Avoid eye contact. You might scratch your cornea.

Stills, man much a laugh at that. Sides, the settings are boff. Sides again, she’s so all that to me. Canst wait for the lunch trough for the next reminder to pop.

Updates ahead, veer right.