A baseball bat, a fresh orange, three mailing labels, and a nickel.
“Look, lady, I don’t make up the list. I’m just here to collect, and according to the work order, I need to collect a baseball bat, a fresh orange, three mailing labels, and a nickel. Now are you going to help me out, or do I need to turn this over to my manager? No, I don’t care what it says on the mailing labels, and so sad if the baseball bat belongs to your kid. I’ll even make things easy and throw in the nickel myself. Yeah, I’m a nice guy like that. No, they don’t pay me enough to think about what’s on the list. I got to pick up this stuff, that’s all.