Olympian Considerations

New Autumn Olympics Games proposed by the Olympic Committee. Fitting the year following the Summer Olympics and prior to the Winter Olympics, the Olympic Committee is considering a slate of Autumn athletic endeavors including pumpkin chucking, hot dog eating, an iron man mud run, competitive marbles, endurance planking, parkour, holding breath underwater, balloon popping, and dog grooming. Events already denied for the inaugural games, but may be included in future games includes staring contests, baking, and three-legged races.

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