Pop Quiz

A rift in the space-time continuum caused be the sudden appearance of a black hole has appeared in your vicinity.* Considering the dimensional distortions, in case of emergency, what is the best course of action?

  • Do nothing, hold very still
  • Run
  • Evaporate quietly
  • Exchange the silver in your pocket for the monkey’s banana
  • Update your away message to: It’s complicated
  • Reconfigure the quantum entanglement of your clothing
  • Protest and file a complaint
  • Throw a silver coin into the rift

*Vicinity in this case is defined as within a 10 meter radius of your current location.