A rift in the space-time continuum caused be the sudden appearance of a black hole has appeared in your vicinity.* Considering the dimensional distortions, in case of emergency, what is the best course of action?
- Do nothing, hold very still
- Evaporate quietly
- Exchange the silver in your pocket for the monkey’s banana
- Update your away message to: It’s complicated
- Reconfigure the quantum entanglement of your clothing
- Protest and file a complaint
- Throw a silver coin into the rift
*Vicinity in this case is defined as within a 10 meter radius of your current location.