Fact-tiscious

Introducing new Fact-tiscious, a one-a-day pill for anxiety sufferers. If you’ve been nervous in the past, you might be again. Talk to your doctor about new Fact-tiscious to see if Fact-tiscious is right for you. Warning: side effects include allergic reactions, vomiting, severe rash, heart palpitations, blindness, exaggerated facial features, diarrhea, and death. Sleep driving has been observed in test subjects taking Fact-tiscious. If you are allergic to Fact-tiscious, or any of its ingredients, stop taking Fact-tiscious. If you realize you are being followed or they’re out to get you, stop taking Fact-tiscious. If you can’t afford Fact-tiscious, talk to your doctor about lower his or her rates. Fact-tiscious: for the worrier in all of us.

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