Let’s see, how old am I? I guess they want chronologically, although that’s not always the best measure. Okay, here’s a number. Where do I live? Can’t you tell from the IP address of my computer? I mean, what don’t you already know about me, and don’t say you don’t know where I live. I know you already know that. Have I ever worked as a lumber jack, served as a submariner, played the harp, teased a giraffe, or stolen milk from the corner store? Now wait a minute. You’re getting a little personal here, don’t you think? What makes you think I’ll answer a question like that? A possible reward? A drawing for a gift card of undisclosed denomination? Well. Hm. Since you put it that way, what could a few more questions hurt? Bring it on!