Traffic Stop

This is the Intergalactic Police. Please pull over to the nearest asteroid. Your craft has been found to be in violation of multiple ordinances, including, but not limited to, excessive speed in a residential orbital zone, improperly installed and maintained radiation shielding, operating a space vehicle in a no-fly zone, and failure to apply for a Solar System Invasion permit. If you fail to comply, your craft is subject to, but not limited to, seizure, boarding, vaporization, confiscation, and recycling. You have 30 seconds to implement a course correction, lower your shields, and power down your weapons systems. Have a nice day.

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