When All The Stars Align

They said it wasn’t possible, that is was too coincidental to be believed, astronomical, statistically zero, but I know different. All of those taps on the capacitive screen had to be precisely aligned, like planets in their orbits, the tiny electrical field from my fingers had to be exaggerated like a red giant, beyond all reasonable proportions. Well, excuse me if my aura gets in the way. Things like this happen all the time to me, devices turning themselves off or on, channel switching on the TV or radio; but trust me, I’m not doing it on purpose. How that text got sent to the wrong person, the bid placed on eBay, and the flowers delivered by flowers.com, is beyond me. I barely know the girl. Honest.