While The Wife Is Away

Yeah, rough day. The kids decided to barricade themselves in their room again. Little pikers moved all the furniture up against the door, then they somehow managed to hammer up a few boards to cover the windows. I thought I collected all the tools, but I guess they smuggled in a hammer. Anyway, I tried cutting off their wifi, but they switched to the neighbor’s even though it’s password protected. They probably have enough bottled water and Cheetos to last for a few days, but I figure they’ll cave eventually. No plumbing in their room and they’ll have to pee sometime!