A few rounds with the punching bag and I’m pretty sure the bag won. Great. Follow up with weights and can barely lift my own weight. What is up? Why am I so tired? Off to the pool to cool down with a few laps and the next thing I know the lifeguard is leaning over my prone body asking me if I’m okay. Gods but she’s beautiful. How does she get her hair to glow like that? I wonder how many people she’s saved and if any of them ever asked her out. It’s tough to be witty when you’re flat on the floor.