It’s A Living

I bury people. Actually, I collect people for burial, but no one gets that when I say I’m in reclamation. Besides, the burial industry is where it’s at, an honest-to-god growth industry, a business with a future. Well, admittedly, it’s only a bubble. As people shift from meat to metal, and that’s only about 10% of the 9 billion humans here on Earth, you can do the math and see that there’s a definite upside to an 8 billion body conversions. You have to do something with all that flesh, and I’m doing my part to get it picked up for disposal. I mean burial.

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