Dream Police

Mr. Wilson? I have a warrant for your arrest. You are charged with the murder of your mother. On September 31, 2032, you experienced a dream in which you confronted your mother, chased her into the kitchen, and then stabbed her to death. It took 37 blows, and at one point, you grew wings and picked up the knife in your beak and continued stabbing the victim. You have the right to remain silent, although we already know what you are thinking, and all thoughts are recorded pursuant to the rules of the Privacy Safety Inventory Act. All thoughts you have, can, and will, be used against you in a court of law. How do you plead?

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