Magenta Morning

Magenta. Who needs magenta? I’m printing something in black on white paper. There is no magenta. And yet you insist you can’t get the job done without that one essential element, which you currently lack, and which necessitates me getting dressed, driving to the office supply store, remembering the right brand and cartridge number, and most importantly, the correct color of ink, or having to make a decision about getting just the one cartridge or spending more money than I want but save money in the long run and get the multi-pack even though almost nothing needs yellow. Damn you printer, thou author of despair. You’ll have your magenta, and oh so much more!

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