April 24, 2014 Leave a comment
He carefully took the swab and scraped it against the inside of his cheek, then placed the swab in the prepaid envelope and sent it off to GENEnterations Corp. LLC, along with the completed order form. It felt oddly anti-climactic to mail off the envelope with nothing to show for his recent purchase, so he reviewed website again to review the instructions.
Congratulations on selecting GENEnterations Corp. LLC, the leader in designer progeny. We assure you that our facilities are state of the art, and every effort will be made to provide you with exactly what you deserve: A super child with all the characteristics you predetermine in consultation with our industry leading scientistians!
Once your genome is sequenced, we’ll contact you with all the viable options for your biological offspring. You’ll not only be able to choose gender, hair and eye color, but you’ll also be able to select from our premium modifications for health, height, personality, and even intelligence.
After carefully selecting your options, and your payment plan has been approved, we nurture the new member of your family in our facilities until they reach the age of independent viability, approximately 40 weeks, at which time we ship them in a safe, climate controlled package directly to your home. The package also serves as the baby’s crib, at no additional charge! Remember, you must be on hand to accept delivery, and a signature and ID will be required.
Again, thank you for choosing GENEnterations as your descendant provider and congratulations mom and or dad!
He wondered if he was really ready for this whole parent thing. All his friends seemed to be doing it, and he scored well on the Potential Parenthood Survey, but it was a big commitment after all. He started a list of potential baby names. Fire seemed like a nice name for a boy, and Calliope for a girl, or should he go with more traditional names? So many choices.